The One Where Celeste Has Her Way With Me

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 You are about to see why I love Celeste so much. She happens to be one of the coolest people on the planet and if I could I'd totally vacation in her brain for two weeks every year. I dig the way she thinks, if I swung that way, I'd be madly in love with her and as it is I've got a major crush. Anyway, these are the interview questions she created for this week and I'm so excited about answering them that it's actually alleviating a particularly maddening bout of PMS.

What is your least favorite food?  Do you dislike it for a reason other than the taste?
 Beans and raw onions. Not together but omg, that would be bad. I'm not a fan of beans (other than maybe refried and I'll tolerate black beans) because of the texture and I hate having those bean skin things stuck to my teeth. Onions - it's a texture thing, I can't stand the crunch.

If you had to be an animal (but you get to keep your human mind), what would you be?
 A cat. I love how independent they are or at least act like they are, I love how slinky and sneaky and quiet they are.

Which one of your five senses would you give up if you had to?
 Five sense... sight, touch, taste, hearing, smelling... hmmm... wow, it's a toss up between taste and smell, honestly. I figure it would probably be maddening to be able to smell really great foods but not taste them, still if you couldn't taste you wouldn't' give a rat's ass about what you ate and voila` we'd all be skinny! Ultimately? Smell. I'd give up smell, I guess.

What is your favorite thing about yourself?
 Physically? My eyes and my lips. Umm... not so superficially? My sense of humor.

Aliens land on the planet and they don’t seem friendly.  What do you do with yourself and family? 
Pack up and get the hell out of dodge. Probably hide out in some remote mountain cabin.


What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done as a dare?
 Kept taking shots.

Have you had any nicknames as a child or adult?  What’s the story behind them?
 My dad used to call me TigerLily because I looked like an Indian (sorry, Native American) and that was the name of the Indian Princess in Peter Pan. My 7th Grade science teacher used to call me Razor Blade because of my maiden name. My maiden name also led to some of the worst pickup lines in history including, "So, are you really the best a man can get?" To which my reply was always, "You'll never find out."

What book or series of books that you read as a child had the most affect on you?
The Chronicles of Narnia. Yes, I hate the movies, all of them.

2 comments:

Dayle Winnifred said...

We have a lot of the same answers.... this is going to make it really hard to answer mine this week. Between you and Celeste I'm really going to have to think. I hate having to think. :)

Celeste said...

lol You'd shrivel to see me eat an onion. Sometimes I'll get a raw white one to slice, salt and eat raw. I look at bean skins as side effect of bean eating - if you eat lots of cornbread with beans, it helps get the skins out. I am soooo healthy!

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