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Big Girl Meme

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1. How old were you when you lost your virginity? Where were you?

I was 16, almost 17. I remember who - but honestly I can't remember anything else about it. Must not have been that good!

2. How often do you have sex a month: less than 5x, more than 5, more than 10?

10-15 is the average. After nearly 20 years of marriage, we still got it!

3. What are 3 things you always do if you know you are going to get lucky?

Lock the bedroom door (kids don't always knock! We found that out the hard way)
Grab a towel (I hate being left with "the wet spot")
Make sure everything is fresh and clean should there be any oral

4. Where were you the last time you had "spontaneous" sex - where it just happened with no planning and everything just clicked into place - and it was good?

Monday - the big kids were in school and the baby was taking a nap. And yes - there were fireworks!

5. Where was the most "adventurous" sex you have ever had?

On the hood of a 1965 Mustang parked on the street in front of the house

6. Ever had a 3 way?

Almost - I chickened out. It was with a high school friend, and I decided it would need to be with a stranger, because I would forever picturing her naked, and that just squicked me out. But given the chance - I would jump at the chance to have a 3way with 2 men, even if I knew the other guy. It was just knowing the other lady that I didn't like.

7. What's the oddest/most non-sexual thing that you've thought about while having sex?

Other than the usual money, kids, house, family thoughts... I remember thinking one time about Johnny Cash lyrics.

8. Have you ever had "pity sex"?

I've given my husband freebies - where he doesn't have to worry about if I get off or not. I also think of it as sex to get him out of my hair.

9.) How many people have you had sex with, simply because you wanted to have sex?

None. I had very few partners

10.) Do you use sex as a tool/weapon to get what you want, or to get your point across?

Oh yeah - sometimes it is so much easier to get what I need done accomplished if he is happy and satisfied. Testicles poison the mind, and sometimes they cannot think properly if they are having sperm build up. I have a name for it DSB - deadly sperm buildup.

How Things Work Around Here

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Time to let you see in my closet! Who I've done and how I've done it...

If you play along, be sure to link back!


1. How old were you when you lost your virginity? Where were you?


A few weeks shy of 15. In his bedroom while his parents were gone. I didn't know when it was over.

2. How often do you have sex a month: less than 5x, more than 5, more than 10?

Lately....less than 5. My libido has run away and the Sandman is in its place.

3. What are 3 things you always do if you know you are going to get lucky?

More intense personal grooming than normal. Smoothing everything up!

Go to bed earlier. If we wait and go to bed at our "regular" time, I'm going to be too tired.

This sounds weird but - feed the dogs earlier. This way they will hopefully be settled in bed when we get to business. I find it distracting to be doing things and hearing them licking their feet or dancing around the room.

4. Where were you the last time you had "spontaneous" sex - where it just happened with no planning and everything just clicked into place - and it was good?

A couple of months ago when I'd gotten up early before work to return something to the store. I realized that I didn't need to get to work so early so I went home for a quickie. He was driving out of the driveway when I pulled up and asked why I was there. I told him and he continued on to work. He came home about 10 minutes later saying he realized what a schmuck he would be to pass it up. Heh.

5. Where was the most "adventurous" sex you have ever had?

On the front sidewalk.

6. Ever had a 3 way?

Yes. I decided that coochies make me claustrophobic and it would be nice to have a spare man around.

7. What's the oddest/most non-sexual thing that you've thought about while having sex?

If we have milk for the next morning.

8. Have you ever had "pity sex"?

Yes. He was a diminutive man that I'd just met through a friend. I don't know how we ended up naked but once we did and he started telling me it was my job to "make it hard"....it went into the pity sex realm. He also straightened up all the cushions on the couch or bed as soon as I went to the bathroom. This was when I learned to NEVER let someone else drive me somewhere. It's always a good idea to have your own wheels to escape.

9.) How many people have you had sex with, simply because you wanted to have sex?

I'm not going to count any random encounters that happened just because I was bored or there and go with one. I was getting divorced and my friend/soon to be ex SIL kept telling me that I needed to get laid. She worked with a guy who she said would be perfect for it. They worked in a call center for an internet company and he and I started chatting online. He walked out of work and came to my house. She asked me the next day what did I do that would get men to just leave their jobs.

10.) Do you use sex as a tool/weapon to get what you want, or to get your point across?

Yes. If I know that I want to plan something (like going somewhere) that he won't be a big fan of - I've discovered that great sex the night before is not only fun but butters him up for my favor-asking the next day.

Livin' it up when I'm going down

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Time for some grown up sex! And by grown up I mean older than fifteen and off of MySpace... as for sex, that's where Tab A and Slot B meet right? Or is that how to put together IKEA furniture?

Moving on.

1.) How old were you when you lost for virginity? Where were you?

I was seventeen, and it was after a frat party at Edinboro. He was a football player, and I picked him because he had a small penis and I knew it wouldn't hurt so much.
It was over quickly, and I was left very puzzled why people wrote books about it, songs about it, and poems about it.

2.) How often do you have sex in a month: Less than 5, more than 5, less than 10?

When I was married, we had sex once every six weeks or so. Not kidding- that was partially my doing because he was that bad in bed, and he said that he just didn't like to have sex. Too much work I guess.
That aside (I.E. I'm pulling this math from my days of living the single life), when I average out the times I've had sex when given the chance vs. how often that chance came up, I'd say I like to have sex more than ten times a month.

3.) What are three things you always do if you know you're going to be getting lucky?

Common sense of personal cleanliness aside, I shave all the areas that need shaving (or trim the areas that need trimming), lotion up so I'm nice and soft, and I brush my teeth. Nothing ruins a mood like bad breath (side note: if you have pasta for dinner, both eat pasta, that way you can't smell the garlic)
I don't do anything with my hair, because if the sex is worth it, my hair is going to end up looking like a rat used it for nesting by the time everything is said and done.

4.) Where you when you last had "spontaneous" sex- where it just happened with no planning and everything clicked into place- and it was good?

It started as a dinner date between friends, and ended up with my undies in the kitchen and us on the living room floor.
Seems that spaghetti has special lust powers.

5.) Where was the most adventurous sex you've ever had?

I'm not sure I'd classify any of the places I've had sex as "adventurous". I've had sex in bedrooms, cars, office buildings, and my mothers house. I've even had sex in a cemetery. But all of those places were after hours (except the bedroom, and my mothers house was during business hours so she couldn't walk in) and therefore safe.
I guess I'll have to go with the most adventurous place I ever made out with someone.... which was a church. ("Good girls go to heaven, but the bad girls go everywhere!")

6.) Ever had a 3-way?

Yes. Three kinds of three-ways, male/male/female, female/female/male, and female/female/female. What can I say, I enjoyed my youth. And experimentation is completely normal in college, right?

7.) What is the oddest/most non-sexual thing you've thought about while having sex?

Grocery lists. If I'd cleaned the toilet for the week or not. Cleaning out the lint trap.

8.) Have you ever had "pity" sex?

Almost all the sex I had with my ex-husband was pity sex. Halfway through said pity sex, I'd start to pity myself.

9.) How many people have you had sex with, simply because you wanted to have sex?

More than one, but less than ten :-)

10.) Do you use sex as a tool/weapon to get what you want, or to get your point across?

No. I use silence as a weapon, but not sex. Mainly because not having sex (well, if it's good sex, bad sex I'd just as soon not waste my fake orgasms on) punishes me as well.
As for using it as a tool, sure. It's a great way to relieve stress, headaches, and to clean out your pores with all that good sweat.
It's primal, feels good, burns calories, and it's low in fat.

(Like Charlotte said, if you use this, just link back here saying where you got it :-D)

The Way Grown Ups Do It

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 There are probably thousands of memes all over the blogging community. I think a lot of them are fairly juvenile and geared toward kids still playing around on MySpace, etc. So, we got together and created a "grown up" sex meme. It's obviously for the fun of it, but the questions are more relevant to for our age group. If you decide to borrow it, please link back so we can see your answers. Instead of the usual "tagging" someone else like most memes, just link back to where you got it and ask other to do the same. :)




1. How old were you when you lost your virginity? Where were you?

I was fifteen and on a camping trip.  It was cold and over with quickly.

2. How often do you have sex a month: less than 5x, more than 5, more than 10?

More than 5 but probably less than ten, on average.

3. What are 3 things you always do if you know you are going to get lucky?

Okay so obvious hygiene and stuff aside.


 - Shave... legs, bikini line, all that jazz.
 - A double shot of whiskey or rum. It relaxes me. I don't have to have it, but I think it makes it more fun.
 - Pull down the bed and straighten it up and put any ummm, necessities within reach.



4. Where were you the last time you had "spontaneous" sex - where it just happened with no planning and everything just clicked into place - and it was good?

Glad we added "and it was good" because now I don't have to mention the time I got caught having sex in my own garage by my dad. Moving on... spontaneity is tough with three kids. The last time was probably several months ago, might have even been last year actually. We were having a party  there were probably 15+ people roaming around. My hubs and I ended up on the back patio staring up at a gorgeous full moon. We ducked off to the side of the house and started making out and one thing led to another and somehow we managed to start there and end upstairs in our bedroom. It was awesome and then we went back and rejoined the party. No one had a clue and it wasn't a "hurry up and finish" kind of thing either.

5. Where was the most "adventurous" sex you have ever had?

When my husband and I were dating he had a four-wheel drive Bronco. We used to take it up in the hills a lot and especially on clear nights because you could see the stars. It sort of became a regular thing that we'd just climb in the back and have a really good time. One night we were going up to our usual spot, my husband was switching gears to make it up a really steep hill and just as we hit the top our headlights came up on a blue tarp. My husband slowed down and just as our headlights hit it fully the tarp JUMPED UP and there was a guy under it! He was laying right out in the middle of a fairly worn dirt road! It scared us to death and that was pretty much the end of our escapades in the hills. We decided to stop being so adventurous and get an apartment.


6. Ever had a 3 way?

Nope. Not that my husband is opposed to the idea. Although, I think he'd be opposed to another guy joining us. ;) 


7. What's the oddest/most non-sexual thing that you've thought about while having sex?

Probably the menu for Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner or maybe Christmas shopping or something. 


8. Have you ever had "pity sex"?


That's probably the story of my entire first marriage. 


9.) How many people have you had sex with, simply because you wanted to have sex?

Ahhh, see my answer to number 8.


And, I've honestly only been with a few guys, but there have definitely been times I didn't like my husband much and basically had sex with him because I wanted to have sex.

10.) Do you use sex as a tool/weapon to get what you want, or to get your point across?

If you call refusing to have sex because your husband pissed you off the night before trying "to get your point across" then yes, absolutely. Last Saturday actually. And, yes in the past I've gotten going and when he was all hot and bothered asked him to agree to something. Sure.


Do I see sex as a weapon or tool? Not really. Only in the sense that it's a huge stress reliever and if I go without for longer than a week I get super, super bitchy.