Nothing says "Festive" like a little dung

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As I sit here trying to force my cold medicine fog induced brain to think of Christmas gifts, I really can't think of any truly awful Christmas gifts that I have received. I have already covered the dead grandma's shoes from my Mother-in-law. And really, it doesn't get any worse than that for creepy.


But then I remembered a time when I was a kid and a gift I got from my uncle. He and his wife don't have kids, so maybe a 12 year old girl was confusing to shop for. But really? I got a moose nugget necklace. What is a moose nugget necklace, you ask. Think about it.

YES - THAT! Shellacked and on a chain.

2 comments:

Surreal SaDiablo said...

"Here, have some shit!"

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

Celeste said...

Just the sort of thing you'd want to wear to school and show off to your girlfriends!

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