Time for some grown up sex! And by grown up I mean older than fifteen and off of MySpace... as for sex, that's where Tab A and Slot B meet right? Or is that how to put together IKEA furniture?

Moving on.

1.) How old were you when you lost for virginity? Where were you?

I was seventeen, and it was after a frat party at Edinboro. He was a football player, and I picked him because he had a small penis and I knew it wouldn't hurt so much.
It was over quickly, and I was left very puzzled why people wrote books about it, songs about it, and poems about it.

2.) How often do you have sex in a month: Less than 5, more than 5, less than 10?

When I was married, we had sex once every six weeks or so. Not kidding- that was partially my doing because he was that bad in bed, and he said that he just didn't like to have sex. Too much work I guess.
That aside (I.E. I'm pulling this math from my days of living the single life), when I average out the times I've had sex when given the chance vs. how often that chance came up, I'd say I like to have sex more than ten times a month.

3.) What are three things you always do if you know you're going to be getting lucky?

Common sense of personal cleanliness aside, I shave all the areas that need shaving (or trim the areas that need trimming), lotion up so I'm nice and soft, and I brush my teeth. Nothing ruins a mood like bad breath (side note: if you have pasta for dinner, both eat pasta, that way you can't smell the garlic)
I don't do anything with my hair, because if the sex is worth it, my hair is going to end up looking like a rat used it for nesting by the time everything is said and done.

4.) Where you when you last had "spontaneous" sex- where it just happened with no planning and everything clicked into place- and it was good?

It started as a dinner date between friends, and ended up with my undies in the kitchen and us on the living room floor.
Seems that spaghetti has special lust powers.

5.) Where was the most adventurous sex you've ever had?

I'm not sure I'd classify any of the places I've had sex as "adventurous". I've had sex in bedrooms, cars, office buildings, and my mothers house. I've even had sex in a cemetery. But all of those places were after hours (except the bedroom, and my mothers house was during business hours so she couldn't walk in) and therefore safe.
I guess I'll have to go with the most adventurous place I ever made out with someone.... which was a church. ("Good girls go to heaven, but the bad girls go everywhere!")

6.) Ever had a 3-way?

Yes. Three kinds of three-ways, male/male/female, female/female/male, and female/female/female. What can I say, I enjoyed my youth. And experimentation is completely normal in college, right?

7.) What is the oddest/most non-sexual thing you've thought about while having sex?

Grocery lists. If I'd cleaned the toilet for the week or not. Cleaning out the lint trap.

8.) Have you ever had "pity" sex?

Almost all the sex I had with my ex-husband was pity sex. Halfway through said pity sex, I'd start to pity myself.

9.) How many people have you had sex with, simply because you wanted to have sex?

More than one, but less than ten :-)

10.) Do you use sex as a tool/weapon to get what you want, or to get your point across?

No. I use silence as a weapon, but not sex. Mainly because not having sex (well, if it's good sex, bad sex I'd just as soon not waste my fake orgasms on) punishes me as well.
As for using it as a tool, sure. It's a great way to relieve stress, headaches, and to clean out your pores with all that good sweat.
It's primal, feels good, burns calories, and it's low in fat.

(Like Charlotte said, if you use this, just link back here saying where you got it :-D)