Charlotte is a happily married mother of three. She works from home, home schools her youngest child, and does her best to keep a sense of humor amidst all the chaos of raising children and making a marriage work. She tends to get pissy when going through a "drought" which is what she terms a period of infrequent, lazy, and mediocre sex. She has also been known to combat less than sunny moods with a stiff drink (or five) and near-psychotic texting with friends, namely Winnie, Celeste, and Surreal.

One thing she has learned in life is that sometimes the most reliable shoulders are the ones that live 2,000 miles away and are willing to listen to your darkest thoughts and still find it in their hearts to like you the next day anyway.

Charlotte enjoys a good book, long walks in the moonlight, and researching creative ways to dispose of the bodies.