1. How old were you when you lost your virginity? Where were you?
I was fifteen and on a camping trip. It was cold and over with quickly.
2. How often do you have sex a month: less than 5x, more than 5, more than 10?
More than 5 but probably less than ten, on average.
3. What are 3 things you always do if you know you are going to get lucky?
Okay so obvious hygiene and stuff aside.
- Shave... legs, bikini line, all that jazz.
- A double shot of whiskey or rum. It relaxes me. I don't have to have it, but I think it makes it more fun.
- Pull down the bed and straighten it up and put any ummm, necessities within reach.
4. Where were you the last time you had "spontaneous" sex - where it just happened with no planning and everything just clicked into place - and it was good?
Glad we added "and it was good" because now I don't have to mention the time I got caught having sex in my own garage by my dad. Moving on... spontaneity is tough with three kids. The last time was probably several months ago, might have even been last year actually. We were having a party there were probably 15+ people roaming around. My hubs and I ended up on the back patio staring up at a gorgeous full moon. We ducked off to the side of the house and started making out and one thing led to another and somehow we managed to start there and end upstairs in our bedroom. It was awesome and then we went back and rejoined the party. No one had a clue and it wasn't a "hurry up and finish" kind of thing either.
5. Where was the most "adventurous" sex you have ever had?
When my husband and I were dating he had a four-wheel drive Bronco. We used to take it up in the hills a lot and especially on clear nights because you could see the stars. It sort of became a regular thing that we'd just climb in the back and have a really good time. One night we were going up to our usual spot, my husband was switching gears to make it up a really steep hill and just as we hit the top our headlights came up on a blue tarp. My husband slowed down and just as our headlights hit it fully the tarp JUMPED UP and there was a guy under it! He was laying right out in the middle of a fairly worn dirt road! It scared us to death and that was pretty much the end of our escapades in the hills. We decided to stop being so adventurous and get an apartment.
6. Ever had a 3 way?
Nope. Not that my husband is opposed to the idea. Although, I think he'd be opposed to another guy joining us. ;)
7. What's the oddest/most non-sexual thing that you've thought about while having sex?
Probably the menu for Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner or maybe Christmas shopping or something.
8. Have you ever had "pity sex"?
That's probably the story of my entire first marriage.
9.) How many people have you had sex with, simply because you wanted to have sex?
Ahhh, see my answer to number 8.
And, I've honestly only been with a few guys, but there have definitely been times I didn't like my husband much and basically had sex with him because I wanted to have sex.
Ahhh, see my answer to number 8.
And, I've honestly only been with a few guys, but there have definitely been times I didn't like my husband much and basically had sex with him because I wanted to have sex.
10.) Do you use sex as a tool/weapon to get what you want, or to get your point across?
If you call refusing to have sex because your husband pissed you off the night before trying "to get your point across" then yes, absolutely. Last Saturday actually. And, yes in the past I've gotten going and when he was all hot and bothered asked him to agree to something. Sure.
Do I see sex as a weapon or tool? Not really. Only in the sense that it's a huge stress reliever and if I go without for longer than a week I get super, super bitchy.
If you call refusing to have sex because your husband pissed you off the night before trying "to get your point across" then yes, absolutely. Last Saturday actually. And, yes in the past I've gotten going and when he was all hot and bothered asked him to agree to something. Sure.
Do I see sex as a weapon or tool? Not really. Only in the sense that it's a huge stress reliever and if I go without for longer than a week I get super, super bitchy.
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Yeah, I can see where the "adventurous" thing could steer you towards an apartment. I'd have pissed my pants from the freak-out!
It definitely ruined the mood.
Apparently, you are never too old to be caught by your father.
Or your mother.
the creepy man jumping up would have put a damper on sex for me too!
@Surreal umm, yeah and in my own garage, in the house I pay all the bills for. That was a mind-screw of ginormous proportions for me.
@Dayle - He is now referred to as "bag-o-man" and even my husband admits that it scared the hell out of him.
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