Big Girl Meme

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1. How old were you when you lost your virginity? Where were you?

I was 16, almost 17. I remember who - but honestly I can't remember anything else about it. Must not have been that good!

2. How often do you have sex a month: less than 5x, more than 5, more than 10?

10-15 is the average. After nearly 20 years of marriage, we still got it!

3. What are 3 things you always do if you know you are going to get lucky?

Lock the bedroom door (kids don't always knock! We found that out the hard way)
Grab a towel (I hate being left with "the wet spot")
Make sure everything is fresh and clean should there be any oral

4. Where were you the last time you had "spontaneous" sex - where it just happened with no planning and everything just clicked into place - and it was good?

Monday - the big kids were in school and the baby was taking a nap. And yes - there were fireworks!

5. Where was the most "adventurous" sex you have ever had?

On the hood of a 1965 Mustang parked on the street in front of the house

6. Ever had a 3 way?

Almost - I chickened out. It was with a high school friend, and I decided it would need to be with a stranger, because I would forever picturing her naked, and that just squicked me out. But given the chance - I would jump at the chance to have a 3way with 2 men, even if I knew the other guy. It was just knowing the other lady that I didn't like.

7. What's the oddest/most non-sexual thing that you've thought about while having sex?

Other than the usual money, kids, house, family thoughts... I remember thinking one time about Johnny Cash lyrics.

8. Have you ever had "pity sex"?

I've given my husband freebies - where he doesn't have to worry about if I get off or not. I also think of it as sex to get him out of my hair.

9.) How many people have you had sex with, simply because you wanted to have sex?

None. I had very few partners

10.) Do you use sex as a tool/weapon to get what you want, or to get your point across?

Oh yeah - sometimes it is so much easier to get what I need done accomplished if he is happy and satisfied. Testicles poison the mind, and sometimes they cannot think properly if they are having sperm build up. I have a name for it DSB - deadly sperm buildup.

3 comments:

Charlotte said...

I have never done the "sex to get him out of my hair" thing. We used to be like rabbits around here, now if there is sex to be had I think we both just jump on it, I never have the opportunity for "spare" sex. LOL

Celeste said...

LOL DSB! My husband says that he gets full of poison and can't think if it's not released.

Surreal SaDiablo said...

DSB! I love it! However, I'd rather cut out my own tongue than tell a man I know about it LMAO

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