My favorite penis word is “weenie”.
I know that this is not thrilling at all to the husband.
I like to wait until the lights are off and the room is quiet and say “Lemmeseeyourweenie!” all in one rush while barely moving my mouth and shifting my eyes sneakily from side to side. Sometimes I follow this up by honking his weenie. It’s a wonder that I ever get laid at all.
On the other end of the spectrum is “cock”. I have learned to only use that word when I’m okay with the sex act being finished because when he hears me say that he loses it. Heh.
Oh, the power of words!
Totally unrelated - I also love weenie tricks. I have a photo of one wearing a tiny sombrero.
I know that this is not thrilling at all to the husband.
I like to wait until the lights are off and the room is quiet and say “Lemmeseeyourweenie!” all in one rush while barely moving my mouth and shifting my eyes sneakily from side to side. Sometimes I follow this up by honking his weenie. It’s a wonder that I ever get laid at all.
On the other end of the spectrum is “cock”. I have learned to only use that word when I’m okay with the sex act being finished because when he hears me say that he loses it. Heh.
Oh, the power of words!
Totally unrelated - I also love weenie tricks. I have a photo of one wearing a tiny sombrero.
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I have honked a weenie! I've also pretended to shift gears with a weenie.
While making motor noises.
I'm surprised I got laid at all as well.
And I kind of want to see a penis in a tiny sombrero, but I'm very afraid of it as well.
I get in trouble for weenie honking. Doesn't stop me.
This was pure awesome. And, I know of what tiny sombrero you speak. Now I can't get the thought of "Senore Weenie" out of my head!
penis in a sombrero - must google
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