Goo gone wrong

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Here's the thing... in our house, nothing is funnier than potty humor. Give us a good bodily function joke and all is right with the world. My kids, the boys especially have come up with every word in the book to describe their genitals at one point or another. But by far the most popular one was always "weenis" . Weenis is, of course, a cross between wiener and penis. I love my 3 sons, and my husband, but sometimes my daughter and I need a little space from all the Weenis Waggers in the house.

The Weenis Waggers have special bond, and just recently decided to make a game out of all the names they can come up with for. At seemingly random times a nickname for the male member will be yelled out. For example during a nice quiet Sunday afternoon the words "MEAT SWORD" could be shouted from the rafters.

My personal favorite from the days list?

Goo hole.

Yep - only the Weenis Waggers could have come up with that one!

2 comments:

Surreal SaDiablo said...

Can I hang out at your house? I love a good penis joke.

Charlotte said...

This makes me so happy that we got more girls than boys. We girls work hard to keep the wenises around here in check. Bwahahahahaha

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