I love the word "cock". The day is a cock-up, he's got a nice cock, what a cocksucker, stuck like the cock of a cur in a bitch, I could go on for days. Cock always struck me as a good thing. To me, it implies fertility, virility... basically, it's the ultimate prize in the Cracker Jack box. It's a good time, and it is also a Get Out of Jail Free card for a man who knows how to use it properly. (Side story: I have a friend who is brutally honest with women. "I'm going to fuck you once to see if you're any good, twice if you ask me back because that means I'm good, and then I'll be done with you." He tells this to every woman he goes to bed with, and they keep asking him back for a third time, or more! Why? Because of his cock.) Male reproductive equipment: I can't help but laugh every time I read this in a book or hear it in a talk at class. It just... it makes a man sound like he's got hydraulics in his pants, and not in the good way. Penis: I think "oenis", because of a long ago typo on ICQ. Pedro: I want to name a penis something like "Fin" or "Thor". Pedro is so very overdone. Crotch rocket: I was one of the few girls in the world who didn't know a crotch rocket as a speedster bike that dreams of being Harley. I truly thought guys and girls were calling a cock a crotch rocket... which, if you've seen Scary Movie 2, it does indeed rocket.