What is your least favorite food? Do you dislike it for a reason other than the taste?
Fried eggs. I wouldn’t eat one for all the tea in China. It’s the consistency that gets me. I can’t say it’s the taste because I’ve never tasted one. Once in a blue moon - I can eat a thoroughly scrambled egg...the mood has to hit me. Boiled eggs are eaten occasionally. To me - eggs taste what farts smell like. Tabasco masks that.
If you had to be an animal (but you get to keep your human mind), what would you be?
A marmoset. Because they are so cute. I’d want to be a boy so I could sit around and masturbate to my own cuteness. Seriously. I'd sit around with a pocket mirror and preen. See? Ack! The cute!!
I want a marmoset.
Which one of your five senses would you give up if you had to?
I’d abandon smell. My sniffer doesn’t work too good anyway so it wouldn’t be missed too much.
What is your favorite thing about yourself?
My ears. I like to pet ears and mine are good for petting. I’d be really sad if I had scruffy ears that didn’t feel good.
And my fucked up sense of humor. It’s nice that I can sometimes crack myself up so hard that I cry. Nice or crazy? You can make the call.
Aliens land on the planet and they don’t seem friendly. What do you do with yourself and family?
If I can get us all safely to the middle o' nowhere Oklahoma (because what alien wants Oklahoma?) then we will go there. If it looks like there is no way we can leave Florida alive then I’ll shoot everyone (and myself) to spare ourselves from the horror that the aliens are inflicting.
I told Husband about Plan B and he asked me to please let him and the boys fend for themselves in this instance.
What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done as a dare?
I’m with Charlotte on this one - shots. You’d think I’d learn to quit that shit.
Have you had any nicknames as a child or adult? What’s the story behind them?
(insertfirstnamehere)Banana. Oh, how I hated it. No story. People are just amused that “banana” rhymes with my first name. People inevitably end up calling me that at some point now too. I’ve learned to hide the cringe.
What book or series of books that you read as a child had the most affect on you?
The “Wrinkle in Time” and “Little House on the Prairie” series’. I read those over and over again and always imagined myself as the characters. They’re the first books I remember getting lost in.
Fried eggs. I wouldn’t eat one for all the tea in China. It’s the consistency that gets me. I can’t say it’s the taste because I’ve never tasted one. Once in a blue moon - I can eat a thoroughly scrambled egg...the mood has to hit me. Boiled eggs are eaten occasionally. To me - eggs taste what farts smell like. Tabasco masks that.
If you had to be an animal (but you get to keep your human mind), what would you be?
A marmoset. Because they are so cute. I’d want to be a boy so I could sit around and masturbate to my own cuteness. Seriously. I'd sit around with a pocket mirror and preen. See? Ack! The cute!!
I want a marmoset.
Which one of your five senses would you give up if you had to?
I’d abandon smell. My sniffer doesn’t work too good anyway so it wouldn’t be missed too much.
What is your favorite thing about yourself?
My ears. I like to pet ears and mine are good for petting. I’d be really sad if I had scruffy ears that didn’t feel good.
And my fucked up sense of humor. It’s nice that I can sometimes crack myself up so hard that I cry. Nice or crazy? You can make the call.
Aliens land on the planet and they don’t seem friendly. What do you do with yourself and family?
If I can get us all safely to the middle o' nowhere Oklahoma (because what alien wants Oklahoma?) then we will go there. If it looks like there is no way we can leave Florida alive then I’ll shoot everyone (and myself) to spare ourselves from the horror that the aliens are inflicting.
I told Husband about Plan B and he asked me to please let him and the boys fend for themselves in this instance.
What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done as a dare?
I’m with Charlotte on this one - shots. You’d think I’d learn to quit that shit.
Have you had any nicknames as a child or adult? What’s the story behind them?
(insertfirstnamehere)Banana. Oh, how I hated it. No story. People are just amused that “banana” rhymes with my first name. People inevitably end up calling me that at some point now too. I’ve learned to hide the cringe.
What book or series of books that you read as a child had the most affect on you?
The “Wrinkle in Time” and “Little House on the Prairie” series’. I read those over and over again and always imagined myself as the characters. They’re the first books I remember getting lost in.
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