Men, let me let you in on a teeny-tiny little secret.
Lingerie?
Not an acceptable gift.
Especially when it's crotchless thongs (two sizes too big) and the world's ugliest teddy with ugly gold hearts sewn on the removable cups.
Because that shit? Means you'll be getting the freeze out, on ALL fronts.
He said he was trying to be subtle about sex.
Subtle as a fucking brick to the head.
Lingerie?
Not an acceptable gift.
Especially when it's crotchless thongs (two sizes too big) and the world's ugliest teddy with ugly gold hearts sewn on the removable cups.
Because that shit? Means you'll be getting the freeze out, on ALL fronts.
He said he was trying to be subtle about sex.
Subtle as a fucking brick to the head.
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2 comments:
eww eww eww!
I'd like to smack him with a brick!
I'm trying to conjure up this atrocity in my imagination and whenever I do - my coochie slams shut.
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