Category : celeste, drug addicts, Friday bitch, husband, self care, Surreal, things that piss me off, workplace
You know what ruins a good shower? Husband opening the damned door just as I’m rinsing my hair to get out and bitching about how long I’ve been in there. I’m an adult! I’m not wasting time when I’m in there. I’m not picking my nose or whacking off. I’m washing something every moment.He times me. 20 minutes is my average (and that’s if I don’t do any leg or ladybit grooming) and he congratulated me on making it out in 13 the other night. I was actually winded after rushing through in 13 minutes and I don’t think all of the conditioner was washed from my hair.I swear, the next time he cracks the door open to ask me if I know how long I’ve been in there (Of course I don’t! I’m in the shower! I’m not looking at a clock! When was the last time you saw a clock in our shower?!) I might just come out all soapy and crawl into bed beside him.
I'd probably stab my husband with a knitting needle if he clocked my shower time. The more upset or irritated I am the longer I stay in the shower and the safer the rest of my family is by the time I get out - and they know it!It's been a shit-tastic week and I'm seriously hoping this weekend will make up for it - not that we have anything other than a family movie night planned on Saturday. Still, I've had it with shitty comments people make, I've had it with people being dishonest and/or manipulative. I could go into detail but I'd quickly take up way too much space. Right now I'm sick of about 99% of the people on this planet and my husband, one child and about 4 friends are the only people I can truly say I like.
I'm so sick of people, in general. There are creeper people, and smelly people, and dirty people, and pervy people. I'm so damn done with them.
From the guy who looks to be jaundiced all over, I really like hiding behind another coworker when he comes into my place of employment. Because hiding is easier than telling him to go the hell away, and hiding won't cost me my job.
The drug addicts who come in and make my life miserable? Do me a favor, and OD. Put me out of the anguish of having to be in your company, and take your burden off the actual tax payers who have the ability to hold on to honest work.
Yes, I know addiction is a disease. I know it's ugly and painful and horrible, but a disease can be cured. You have to have a reason to be cured from such a disease, yes, but the addicts I see day in and day out have kids. Children are worth getting cured, aren't they?
I am all in knots this week over my mother-in-law. MIL has been sick ever since I have known her, and that is coming up on 22 years. She has a disease that will eventually kill her. It attacks the internal organs. She was diagnosed with it 36 years ago, so she has already lived longer than most who have it. She has also spent 36 years on heavy duty pain medication. The dosages she takes in a day (and still manages to function normally) would take down a small elephant. That alone will do damage to your organs! Recently she has begun to have heart issues. She's had a pace maker put in, and been in congestive heart failure in the last few months. I feel bad for her and never would wish anyone to go through any of this, so please take my next statements with that in mind.
I just wish she would stop giving my husband the damned guilt trip! "I'm not ready to die" and "I don't know how I am going to make all my bills". She's angling for money from us. My stupid lazy ankle of a sister in law (she's an ankle, because she is so low, she can't even be a cunt) lives with my mother in law. No make that LIVES OFF my mother in law. She has not worked in over 3 years. She hasn't even tried looking for work. Yet my husband is expected to support them? How about that f'ing ankle get off her lazy fat ass and go get a damned job. I am totally willing to give aide to my mother in law, but I refuse to support a lazy druggie.
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Celeste - I highly recommend that you come out of the shower soap and soaking wet and lay down on HIS side of the bed. That way yours stays nice and dry!
Heh, good plan.
Right now I'm practicing avoidance - I don't shower when he's here so I can take my time!
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